Anonymous asked: Forgive me Saint Nobody. I got some of my mates to bash up my gf's brother. He's a complete asswipe.

Nobody understands.
Hatred shows we have a soul. 

Anonymous asked: no one forgive me, i've made a suicide pact with a friend. were going to do it two years from now unless we both find someone

Nobody understands.
Loneliness can be overpowering. 

churchofsaintnobody asked: Forgive me no one for I have sinned. I am sleeping with my bf's step dad.

Nobody understands.
Forbidden love is a strong temptation. 

Anonymous asked: forgive me Nobody. I've been faking bipolar to my psych to get on mental health benefits. And it worked

Nobody understands.
We fool who we can to get what we want. 

Anonymous asked: Forgive me Nobody: I slept with my ex's new girlfriend (my ex is bi, i'm not, did it just to fuck with their relationship)

Nobody understands.
Vengeance is a powerful force. 

Anonymous asked: Saint Nobody I stole over $100 worth of clothes today lol XD

Nobody understands.
We take what we want when we can. 

Anonymous asked: forgive me Saint Nobody for I have sinned - i was drunk at the wheel and got my best mate in hospital.

Nobody understands.
Alcohol can blind our judgments. 

Anonymous asked: Forgive me no one for I have sinned: I stole my sister's iPad and gave it to the guy I'm in love with.

Nobody understands.
We all sin for love. 

Anonymous asked: forgive me saint nobody. i want to kill myself. i have a plan, dying scares me but i hate my life more than you can fucking imagine.

Nobody understands.
Sometimes life is too much to manage. 

Anonymous asked: noone forgive me. I slept with my sister's friend, she's 15 and I'm 21

Nobody understands.
Lust can be overpowering.